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By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Publish 12 months note: First released in 2010

It's a summer season to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.

Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer season ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken celebration woman and Bella is a tall, narrow athlete who continuously holds her tongue—for the subsequent month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and absorb all that beach Heights, New Jersey, has to provide: scorching guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and plenty of tequila.

So a long way, Gia's summer season is on hearth. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into an area superstar in a single day. fortunately, she meets the proper man to assist her preserve the flames below keep watch over. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her sort: sizeable, tan, and Italian. yet is he tricky sufficient to address Gia whilst issues particularly warmth up?

Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the sunlight. ultimately freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one objective in brain: hooking up with a horny gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer season fling. very quickly, she lands a role best "Beat Up the Beat" dance periods at an area health club, and is scooped up via Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. in simple terms challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's courting fabric. abruptly, Bella's uncertain what she wishes.

The cousins quickly detect that for each buddy they make at the boardwalk, there also are opponents, slummers, and frenemies who will do something to wreck their summer—and attempt their courting. earlier than July ends, the bonds of relatives and friendship can be stretched to the brink. Will the haters be successful, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?

For every body who loves MTV's hit fact convey, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and horny novel completely captures the warmth, the power, the thrill, and the drama of Jersey Shore.

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