By A. Lee Martinez
A story of vengeance, real love, and cannibalism
Being born undead could have its risks, corresponding to everlasting formative years and faultless good looks —-things such a lot improper for a witch. Hiding in the back of the guise of a filthy outdated crone, the witch is content material residing outdoor castle Stalwart along with her not going band of allies: a troll named Gwurm, an enchanted broom, and a demonic duck named Newt. She leads an easy lifestyles packed with spells, potions, and the occasional curse.
So while a White Knight arrives at castle Stalwart, the witch understands her days of peace are at an finish. The Knight is simply days in entrance of a horde of starving goblings, and castle Stalwart lies correct within the horde's course. however the goblings are only the 1st wave of chance, and shortly the witch and the Knight needs to mix forces on a dangerous quest to prevent a mad sorcerer from destroying the world.
Filled with threat, monsters, and magic, A anonymous Witch is a correctly witchly learn by way of the award-winning writer of Gil's All Fright Diner and within the corporation of Ogres.
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