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By Barbour Publishing

Here's a gleaming choice of unsullied humor, perfect for any age and state of affairs. Following within the footsteps of different best-selling Barbour comic story books-such as Noah's favourite Animal Jokes, The World's maximum number of Church Jokes, and Knock, Knock, who is There?-the entries in 777 nice fresh Jokes are classified by means of subject and promise hours of enjoyable and laughter for private analyzing, church actions, and speech or sermon guidance.

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A whooo-dunit. 38 A man was driving past a farm and saw a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. Suddenly, the chicken picked up speed and disappeared around the bend. ” “Oh, yes,” said the farmer. “We have a bunch of ’em. ” asked the motorist. “Dunno,” said the farmer. ” 39 Three mice are sitting around boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says, “Mouse traps are nothing! ” The third mouse got up to leave. ” asked a customer in a pet shop. “No, sir,” replied the owner. ” said the frightened skunk to his pal.

I’m not talking to you,” the boy whispered back. 288 A young boy had been begging his father for a new watch. ” At family devotions that evening, each family member was asked to share a Bible verse. ” 289 On the first night of his grandmother’s visit, a small boy was saying his prayers. ” his older brother interrupted. ” “I know He isn’t,” replied the boy. ” 290 Answering the phone, the minister was surprised to hear the caller introduce herself as an IRS auditor. “But we do not pay taxes,” the minister said.

He demanded. “I can’t believe it,” said the new employee. ” 223 When his printing ink began to grow faint, a man called a local repair shop. The friendly salesperson who answered the phone said the printer would probably only need to be cleaned. Because the store charged fifty dollars for the cleaning, he advised the caller that he might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying to clean the machine himself. ” “It’s actually my boss’s idea,” the employee admitted. ” 224 Burt had a problem with oversleeping and was always late for work.

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