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Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses might be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canines, parrots, horses, and cats.
This signifies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't really a suggested snack on your kitty-cat. i ponder what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.

Fact: the main germ-laden position in your bathroom isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl--it's the handle.
The resolution: Don't flush. allow the subsequent man fear approximately it.

There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the evidence that would frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC publication, you'll by no means examine the area a similar method back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.

From the sneaky fish which may swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, stressful phenomena are all over we flip. academic, enjoyable, and undeniably scary, this booklet isn't sure to assist you, um, visit the lavatory, yet it's absolute to make some time there more...informed.

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